I’m an adult, sitting in a sunny Virginia classroom with
a group of children, ages four to seven. We’re all here to learn spoken Hindi.
We’re all of Indian ancestry. All except for the thankfully one other adult, a
white American woman married to an Indian, and her teenage daughter. No one's here to judge. And no need for pens and paper or learning
squiggly marks with lines running up top (as written Hindi appears). Instead,
we’re just focusing on everyday conversational skills.
“This door is red, that chair is yellow.” A good, safe environment for me to learn
a language I’ve heard most of my life but have never mastered, right?
Wrong, of course. Most of the kids had heard their
parents speak Hindi at home so they knew their vocabulary and could perfectly
mimic the teacher’s proper accent. But even the American woman and her teenage
daughter, who had heard the language far less than I had, fared better in this class
than I did. My local cousins made fun of my “neela, peela Hindi.” (That's a reference
to my mispronunciation of the words for blue and yellow. Did I even make it past the primary
colors?) I'm a stickler for good grammar, but Hindi's so flexible, so easy going. As with Konkani, it doesn't even matter in which order you put your clauses. But my lifelong struggle, through years of classroom French and
Spanish, through years of trying to speak various Indian languages is this: I can't overcome
my American accent.
Which reminds me of another incident. As a four-year-old,
I made my first trip to India. I have a vivid memory of meeting a beautiful cousin, the same age as me, for the first time. She couldn’t understand a word
of English, and I was too embarrassed to attempt speaking Konkani in front of everyone. So when I found myself alone in a room with her, I tried to squeak out a
few words in our shared mother tongue. "My name is Supriya. What is your name?" She blinked her beautiful doll eyes at me, probably
wondering whether this was that thing called English our grandparents had warned her about. From behind a door somewhere, I heard
a gaggle of older cousins break out in hysterics. (What is it with my cousins,
anyway?)
Since then (sniff), I’ve suppressed my interest in
learning new languages. I know when it comes to practicing in real life, I’m
too self conscious. I placed out of most of my college
language requirements through advanced credits in high school French. But I completed my
remaining requirement by taking a class that focused on reading Sartre
and Camus and writing stiff, formal essays about them. No one really needed to hear me stumble over my embarrassing, unwieldy accent, after all.
I do have one unusual linguistic skill that will
likely get me nowhere but which I attribute to being a Cancer. If anyone speaks to me in the languages I’ve studied, chances are, I won’t catch
the gist. But like a true crab, everything comes to me sideways. I can overhear
a detailed conversation in these languages and pick up nine tenths of it. (I
know this, because I tend to verify it later.) So small comfort: I may never be
proficient in a language other than English, but at least I’ll understand
what people are saying behind my back!
Anyone else a dud with languages? I’d really hate to be
the only one! Talk to me. In English, preferably.
